Chapter 1: Elastic Love

"Boy, are you lost?" Izuku Midoriya looked with a blank look at the old man talking to him. He is small child, green messy hair, scrawny look and dirty clothes.

Izuku shrugged "No sir. I am going home." He lied, and the man chuckled.

"Boy, if you want to lie, make sure to be sure of them, Izuku."

Izuku gulped "H-How you know my name?" Izuku said in fear and the man chuckled.

"It is my quirk." The man said surprising Izuku "I call it, Reader. Basically, I can read your memories by looking at you at the eyes. Oh, where are my manners, my name Ali."

He extended his hand at the kid that shook it "Now come, if you want to survive in this new world, you must learn how to use your quirk."

Years ago, people all around the world started to develop powers called quirks. Slowly and steady, quirked started to become more accepted, even some becoming a new profession called 'Pro-Hero'. After Ali raised him, he didn't find that line of job to be... exciting.

He is not going to lie, Ali wasn't a good mentor, guardian or whatever you want to call it. But he taught him something very important...

Only the strong survive, and fighting the strong is always... orgasmic.

*10 Years Later*

Uraraka Ochaco looked at the file in her hands. It had the name of a teen that was in a juvenile prison. Taking a deep breath, she opened it.

Name: Izuku Midoriya

Age: 15

Quirk: Illusionist, he can create a real illusion on any object, making it however he wants. The illusions can damage.

Crimes: Participate in illegal fights, murder.

Under that, there was a picture of a pale teen, with green messy hair. In his cheeks, he had a tattoo of a star in one and in the other he has one of a tear, his eyes are bright green, and he had a smile on his face.

"A-All Might, are you sure this is a good idea?" She asked "I mean; he seems dangerous and a bit creepy."

All Might laughed "DON'T WORRY, YOUNG OCHACO! I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A PERFECT CHANCE FOR YOU TO TRAIN IN CLOSE COMBAT! BESIDES; IF WE CAN CONVINCE THIS YOUNG MAN OF BECOMING A PRO, YOUR LOOK AS THE NEW SYMBOL OF PEACE WILL BE EVEN BETTER!"

Ochaco gulped and nodded. The guard told them to come in and they saw Izuku, sat with his arms leaning on the interrogation table smiling softly at them. "When they told me, All Might wanted to see me, I couldn't believe my ears." He said softly and turned to look at Mirio "And who might this be?"

All Might coughed in his hand "THIS IS MY PROTÉGÉ, AND WE CAME LOOKING FOR YOU TO TRAIN HIM!"

Ochaco nodded nervously. One for All wasn't passed down to her just yet, but All Might want to make sure she can handle it. That's why they wanted to talk with Izuku.

"Hmmm... What an honor. To meet the student of All Might in person. Do you have a name I can call you?" He asked with a smooth voice and Ochaco nodded.

"You can call me Ochaco."

Izuku chuckled "O-Cha-Co~." He repeated "A pleasure, my name is Izuku, but you can call me Hisoka." He said with a smile and Ochaco nodded with a smile.

"That means, secret, right?" She asked and Izuku clapped his hands.

"That is correct. What a clever girl you are, perfect to have One for All." He said making both, Ochaco and All Might froze. He smiled "Oh~? You didn't know I know... Sensei~?"

All Might glared at him, but before he could say anything Izuku continued "No, I don't work for him... anymore. I just heard from here and from there somethings about you and your quirk." He said smiling as All Might took a deep breath.

"YOU ARE FORCING MY HAND... NOW I KNOW I CAN'T LET YOU GO."

Izuku grinned "Really now~? You can always kill me... dead men don't tell stories."

Ochaco took a deep breath and stepped forward "You want to face strong people, right? That's why you fight in underground rings." Izuku nodded with a smile "In UA, you will find a lot of strong people willing to fight you. So, what you say?"

"Hmmm... Sounds good. But I have two conditions;" He licked his lips "I want to fight you once you have full control of One for All."

Ochaco gulped and nodded stiffly "And the other one?"

He chuckled "I want my dear Machi come with me."

Ochaco raised a confused eyebrow "Machi?"

Izuku nodded "Yes, she is the love of my life." He said raising a finger "And don't worry, she is better mentally than me."

Mirio nodded All Might continue "WE ARE GOING TO DISCUSS THE TERMS OF YOUR RELEASE NOW! I HOPE THAT YOU TRULLY REFORM!"

Izuku chuckled grinning "That would be wonderful..."

*In Another Part*

"I'm home~" he sang and Machi eyed him from the corner of her eye.

(A/N: Search Machi HunterxHunter)

"I thought you got arrested again." She said before continuing with her meal.

Izuku chuckled "How cold. Not even a welcome home?" He asked attempting to hug Machi, that aimed a needle to his eye making him chuckle.

"Who bailed you out this time?" She asked putting the needle away.

"All Might."

"Am I supposed to believe that?"

Izuku placed his hands on his chest "You hurt me, Machi. When had I lied to you?"

"Way too many times to count." She deadpanned making Izuku chuckle.

He grabbed a package he was carrying and threw it to Machi that caught it. She looked into it and gave Izuku a deadpan look "You want me to dress like a schoolgirl tonight?"

Izuku giggled "Yes, I have a perfect uniform for that. But that is your UA uniform. I have mine too."

15 seconds of staring blankly at Izuku, before she realized he wasn't lying.

"You imbecile!"

He slept in the couch that night.

Next Chapter: Two Criminals in UA