This is my first fanfic. Please pardon my Grammar. English isn't my first language. I WON'T BE TAKING REQUESTS. I DON'T OWN RWBY! I DON'T OWN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!
Chapter 2: Cards Against Remnant
"Alright I'm back." Onyx said.
After the heartwarming family reunion, the new guests found some seats, Ruby and Yang moved to where their mom sat, which is near their dad and uncle. They were afraid she might disappear again.
"Okay, a little warning; this next one will be offensive and inappropriate, so you've been warned."
Saphron and Terra took Adrian to a nearby playground in Onyx's dimension, hoping to get away due to the next world. Tai also tried to do the same with Ruby, but was stopped by Summer surprisingly, she says that Ruby isn't a baby anymore, Tai just complied begrudgingly.
"This next one is about Jaune, Neptune, Sun and Ren playing an online game called "Cards Against Remnant". Onyx informed them. This caused the mentioned people to perk up.
"Now, this game can be very offensive, it's literally made for horrible people, you guys did it for fun and out of curiosity." Onyx added.
"Yep, that's something we would do!" Sun agreed.
"Now, lets get started." Onyx said.
The scene showed a slightly older Jaune, Ren, Sun and Neptune in a video call and were on a website, all of them are wearing headphones with mics on it.
"Okay so a little heads-up, you guys are opposite sides of the world here; Jaune in Vale, Neptune in Atlas, Ren in Mistral and Sun in Menagerie."
"Why though?" Ren asked.
Onyx just shrugged.
"Hey guys, can you hear me?" Jaune asked his friends.
"Yes."
"Loud and clear!"
"Yup."
"Alright, lets start this." Jaune announced to his three friends. The website they were on was white with a dark gray navigation bar, there was a black card with something written on it beside the card was their usernames, ArKn1ght, Nep_, RenIzZen and SunnyS1deUp.
Teams RWBY, NP, CVFY laughed and giggled at the boy's usernames, while said boys, minus Jaune, blushed in embarrassment.
(1.) Above their names were the words 'PLAY CARDS', beside their names were three rows of numbers, below them were ten different cards with the words 'PLAY' underneath, finally there was bar that has 'Type blank card here' and two buttons that has 'USE' and 'Play Random Cards'.
"Okay so the way this plays out is that there's one guy called the 'Card Czar' and his job is read and pick the cards, keep in mind, these cards are scuffed as fuck, so prepare yourselves. First person to five points wins." Jaune told them. Earning sounds of understanding.
"So the goal is to be the most horrible person?" Weiss asked, earning a 'Yup' from Onyx.
"Gotta say, I didn't expect you guys to play something like this." Coco said.
"But we're doing it for fun." Sun tried to defend themselves.
"Suuure." Coco rolled her eyes behind her sun glasses.
"Now, I'm the Czar and you guys have to play the cards." Jaune said.
"[You. Me. _. Now.]" Jaune read the black card.
"Oh, Monty please forgive us." Ren prayed.
"These ARE bad, holy shit." Neptune muttered.
"Oh this is gonna be hilarious." Sun snickered.
Once the three of them picked their cards, it was time for Jaune to judge it. He clicked 'CLICK TO REVEAL'.
"Alright, moment of truth. [You. Me. A Tube of Lube. Now.] hmmm makes sense." Jaune said.
"Relatable." Sun snickered.
The more immature ones in the audience laughed.
"Is it?" Blake raised an eyebrow.
"I wish." Sun mumbled.
"Next one, [You. Me. Tits. Now] did Yang played this round?" Jaune joked. his friends chuckled. Except for Ren.
"Hey!" Yang yelled.
"Alright, last one, [You. Me. Fucking a quadruple amputee because it can't fight back. Now.] oh my Oum! What the fuck?!" Jaune half swore and half asked. Ren, Sun and Neptune winced at the card.
Everyone did a spit-take on that. When Onyx said this was going to be offensive, he wasn't.
"What the fuck?!" Yang and Qrow exclaimed.
"Alright, lets see who played this shit." Jaune murmured. When he he clicked 'VOTE' that was black, he was surprised who did it. "Ren, it was you?!" Jaune asked incredulously, Sun and Neptune looked at him with wide eyes.
All eyes turned to Mistralian boy. They were expecting it to be Sun but to their surprise, it was him.
"Let's keep watching, please." Ren cleared his throat, and they resumed.
"Well, it is a offensive game after all." Ren felt dirty playing that.
"We already figured that one out." Qrow said dryly.
"This isn't so fun anymore." Neptune whimpered.
"Okay, Nep it's your turn to be the Czar." Jaune told the blue haired boy, earning a 'Oh, Oum why?' from him.
"[The conversation was starting to get dull, until we found our shared interest in _.] this isn't so bad." Neptune read the card.
"Heheheh, this is gonna be good." Jaune said.
"Mine is...something." Sun was unsure about on what card he's playing.
When everyone played their cards it was time for Neptune to read them.
"[The conversation was starting to get dull, until we found our shared interest in Mistralian Dungeon Porn.] I like that one." Neptune grinned.
The atmosphere suddenly dropped, and the one responsible was the Schnee heiress with a stoic expression.
"Do you?" Weiss said monotonously with a quirked eyebrow.
"Y-yeah." Neptune gulped.
"[The conversation was starting to get dull, until we found our shared interest in Deepthroating a Grimm.] what the fuck?!" Neptune cursed, he has no interest in that!
"Ewww. I don't want to imagine that!" Ruby was grossed out by that.
'If only she knew about those porn sites.' Onyx looked down and shooked his head. People can be fucking weird and gross.
"Do Grimm even have dicks?" Yang asked.
"Thatisnotscientificallypossible." Oobleck said really fast.
"If they do, then I'll introduce Magnhild to them!" Nora exclaimed. Causing all the men in the audience to cover their junk
"Okay, last one [The conversation was starting to get dull, until we found our shared interest in Giving free handjobs to the blind.]...what?" Neptune was confused and weirded out by that.
Silence. No one made a sound. All you can hear is a cricket in the background.
"Gimme some of that Mistralian porn" Neptune voted for it, the card was Jaune's.
"Yes! I know your weakness, haha." Jaune celebrated.
"How does he..." Neptune trailed off. How does Jaune know that?
"You guys have been friends for years." Onyx told him, earning a nod.
"Wait, Sun yours was 'Deepthroating a Grimm'?!" Neptune half yelled and half asked his friend.
Now it was Sun's turn to be looked at. Said blond could only chuckle sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head.
"Please let us continue." everyone did but a few still looked at him.
"Yeah..." Sun admitted.
Before Neptune could yell at Sun even more, Ren decided to stop them. "Alright you two, that's enough. Like I said before, this game is literally offensive, so quit it." Ren berated them.
"Yeah, it's only a game thats meant to be offensive. No matter how bad it is." Onyx said.
"Now it's my turn, this one is a question to be honest." Ren told them.
"[What killed my boner?]" Ren read the card.
Coco, Yang, Qrow, Tai and Sun snickered at that card.
"Oh ho ho, this is gonna be good." Sun snickered, eager to see their reactions. The others were dreading on what's coming. After the rest played their cards, it was time to reveal them.
"[What killed my boner? My middle testicle.] hmmm, I don't think that how it works." Ren said. Neptune murmured something about 'Thrice the nutting power' which the three ignored.
"I don't think an extra testicle would kill the boner." Yatsuhashi commented.
"Yeah, it'll only make it harder." Sun said.
"[What killed my boner? A giant powdery man baby.]...what?"
"[What killed my boner? Professor Port naked.]" Ren didn't even have the chance to react, he was ready to throw up, same with Jaune and Neptune.
Everyone who knew the portly professor started to vomit. Luckily Onyx was fast enough to materialize waste bins in front of them.
"What is so disgusting about my manly physique?" Port said as he started posing like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.
After the three have recovered, there was a clear winner here. Sun was to busy laughing at them.
"Just take your point already, you, ass." Ren groaned and picked it, earning a triumphant 'Yes!' from the faunas.
"You're actually proud of that?" Blake asked incredulously.
"...No..." Sun hesitantly answered.
Now it was Sun's turn as the Czar, he was exited for this.
"Alright! [Give me _ tonight, or else.] gimme something good boys!" the rest just ignored the unintentional innuendo.
"Oh I'll give you something alright." Jaune mumbled.
"Gaaay." Onyx mumbled thankfully no one heard him. This doesn't mean he hates gay people, he just gets annoyed or uncomfortable, mainly the last bit.
Everyone else just groaned.
When everyone got their answers, it was time for the monkey faunas to read them.
"[Give me A good fucking tonight, or else.] fits perfectly!" Sun complimented.
"It does." Sun laughed.
"Next one, [Give me Jaune's win/loss ratio in Combat class tonight, or else." earning a 'Still zero to 10!' from the blond knight.
"He's improving at a fast pace!" Pyrrha defended him, really wanting that parental approval. Ruby and Velvet nodded along.
"He is, but he still has a long way to go." Glynda said in her usual teacher mode.
"Last one! [Give me Blake's Bellabooty tonight, or else.]." There was silence for a solid ten seconds, until Sun picked it earning a 'Yes!' from his fellow blond.
"Fuck." Sun facepalmed. How could he be so tempted by the Bellabooty?!
"MY WHAT?!" Blake screeched while blushing like Ruby's cloak.
"Lets just say a lot of people know you and your mom has a nice ass." Onyx told her. This earned blushes from the mother-daughter duo.
"Oh my." Kali said while covering her mouth with her hand. Ghira narrowed his eyes at that, but he couldn't deny that his wife does have a nice ass, as did Sun and Neptune.
"Winning, boys!" Jaune boasted.
"You just jinxed yourself, Jaune" Ren smirked at his leader's pale face.
"Fuck!" Jaune swore. It was his turn to be the Czar.
"[Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.] alright guys, why is it easy?" Jaune questioned them.
"Oh no." Weiss and Winter groaned.
"Okay, [Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're retarded.] fuck you."
Coco, Yang, Tai and Qrow laugh at that. Jaune's family and admirers could only frown.
"[Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're dense as hell.] hey!" Jaune was offended. He isn't dense!
"Oh I beg to differ." Yang snickered, she was joined by others.
"[Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Getting shot by the police.]...yikes." Jaune cringed.
The laughter quickly died down and some of the audience cringed as well.
"Well...that went from a hundred to zero real fast." Tai commented. The rest couldn't agree more.
Blake was reminded on how police officers would shoot faunas protesters back then. Why does the world have to be so cruel?
"I'm just gonna pick this because it's not insulting." Jaune picked the last one.
"Whoooo! catching up there buddy." Sun celebrated.
Everyone gave the monkey faunas flat looks.
"Why am I not surprised." Blake sighed. Sun was not helping at all.
"I'm sorry." Sun squeaked. It's only a game! This is not helping him get parental approval!
"Alright Nep, your turn to be the Czar." Neptune prayed that it isn't going to be bad. The poor guy has no idea what's coming.
"Hehehe. 'Nep' hehehe." Nora giggled. Weiss just glared at the pink bomber.
"Oh for fucks sake, this ones bad. [What ruined my childhood?.]" Neptune could only fear on what his friends are gonna play.
"Oh, you should be!" Onyx snickered, this had Neptune worried.
"Alright, lets get this over with [What ruined my childhood? My dad's boyfriend.]" Neptune felt like he was going to puke.
"There it is!" Onyx cackled. Some of the audience felt like they were going to vomit, save for Blake and Kali. If men fantasize about lesbians, why can't they do the same?
'That would be hot.' Blake thought as she wiped her bleeding nose. 'I wonder.' she looked at Sun and Neptune. The two boys could only clench their asses, sensing danger.
"[What ruined my childhood? Child abuse.] to real."
"You got that right." Qrow said, as he took a swig from his flask.
"Lastly [What ruined my childhood? A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.]" Neptune and the rest just covered their crotch with their hands.
All the men in the audience covered their little partners down there. The women on the other hand, rolled their eyes.
"These are all bad. But I'm gonna have to go with child abuse because it's accurate." Ren smiled in satisfaction. Another point for him!
"My turn. [I spent my whole life working towards _, only to have it ruined by _.] oh it's two answers this time." Ren said.
Ren waited for the others to play their cards. While he waited he received a text from Nora saying 'Good night sweetie :3' Ren smiled and responded 'Goodnight my Valkyrie.' as he set aside his scroll.
Nora and Ren blushed. The audience just awww'd and laughed at them. The ones who knew about those two gave them a cheeky smile.
"B-but, we're not together-together!" Nora stuttered.
Onyx snapped his fingers and the flower power duo was shown a scene where Nora kissed Ren.
Their blushes grew even worse.
"Hey Romeo, we're done." Sun said. Ren blushed and cleared his throat.
The Mistralian boy buried his face in his hands.
"Sorry. [I spent my whole life working towards Being a jackass, only to have it ruined by Strong female characters.] basically CRDL and RWBY. This is terrible." Ren said. 'Fuck' Jaune thought.
"Yeah! We're the best!" Ruby cheered.
"Blasphemy! Team JNPR is the best!" Nora fired back.
"Quiet down, you two!" Onyx berated them.
"Next, [I spent my whole life working towards Having an awesome time drinking and driving, only to have it ruined by dying.] too real. Never drink and drive." Ren advised.
Ruby, Yang, Tai, Summer, Ozpin, Glynda, Winter and Ironwood looked at Qrow. Said drunk noticed this and looked offended.
"Hey, I'm drunk but i wouldn't drive while doing it!" Qrow defended himself.
"Last, [I spent my whole life working towards being a Pornstar, only to have it ruined by Transgender men.]" Ren was silent at first and he picked the second one. This earned a 'Whooohoo!' from the blue-haired playboy.
The audience just gave looks of disgust and horror.
"What?! How did 'Transgender men' not win?!" Sun demanded.
"Taking that out of context." Onyx said to himself.
"Because I said so." Ren retorted. Sun hung his head in defeat.
"Hah!" Yang laughed.
"Oh quit whining, you're up." Neptune said. Sun just sighed.
"Fine. [What is Qrow's secret pleasure?] wait, Qrow is Ruby and Yang's uncle right?" Sun asked.
Qrow spat out his whisky when the monkey faunas said that.
Ironwood and Winter were grinning ear to ear. Is it their birthday today?
"Please oh please." Winter crossed her fingers for something insulting. Glynda was also doing the same.
"Yeah, he is." Jaune confirmed. He knows him because he went to Beacon to visit his nieces, another reason is that he slept with his older sister Jeanne and left her. This is revenge! (Haunton, this is for you!)
"You did WHAT?!" Artoria exclaimed. Nicholas held back his wife from tearing the drunk a new asshole, and gave his own glare.
"I didn't do it!" Qrow yelped.
Tai and Summer facepalmed at his stupidity, Ruby and Yang were shocked to hear that, Ozpin and Ironwood shook their head in disappointment,Willow, Weiss, Winter and Glynda were disgusted.
"Okay then. What's his secret pleasure boys?" Jaune had a feral grin on his face. 'I WILL FUCK YOU UP!' (I applaud anyone who gets that reference.)
"Please do." Winter pleaded. She received shocked looks and blushes. She realized how she said it and blushed. "NOT LIKE THAT!"
The boys got their answers ready and ignored the knight's terrifying look on his face.
The look on Jaune's face had many disturbed and creeped out. Yang on the other hand...
"That's kinda hot." she muttered to herself. A blush was present on her face.
"[What is Qrow's secret pleasure? Getting railed from behind by General Ironwood.] damn." Sun said. He wasn't expecting that.
Ironwood and Qrow had pale faces. Moments later, both started to vomit into the waste bins Onyx provided earlier.
Ozpin had a small smile, finding it amusing. Glynda was giggling at the card and their faces. While the rest her either giggling or laughing.
"[What is Qrow's secret pleasure? Boring vaginal sex.] oof."
"If you want to get someone pregnant on accident or on purpose, then yeah go for it." Onyx nonchalantly replied.
"[What is Qrow's secret pleasure? A micro penis.]" the boys just starts laughing like Jacques Schnee died.
At this point everyone was laughing, well, except for Qrow who just has an embarrassed look on his face.
"Yeah yeah, laugh it up, you assholes." Qrow grumbled and took another swig from his flask. Winter was laughing so hard, she started snorting.
"Oh *snort* goodness! *snort* this is the best day of my life! *snort*" Winter's family were surprised that she could do that.
"Okay, this one wins." Sun coughed, trying to get some oxygen back to his lungs. 'Yes! Revenge is sweet like Pyrrha's pussy!' Jaune thought.
Woah there. A record scratch could be heard. Some of the audience blushed at that thought.
"MY WHAT?!" Pyrrha blushed like the color of her hair on what Jaune thought.
"You two are dating and living together. And yes, you guys have sex." Onyx told her. Pyrrha had a goofy smile and started giggling. Ruby and Velvet started grumbling. The words 'Lucky bitch' and 'hussy' could be heard.
Sun and Neptune were cheering for their fellow bro. Nora and Ren were congratulating her. Artoria was squealing. 'GRANDBABIES!'
"Man, that was funny as hell." Jaune chuckled. "[Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like _.] this is something my dad would've said to me back then." Jaune said. The others were thinking on what to play.
"This sounds like something you would give to Jaune, dear." Artoria told her husband. Nicholas sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.
"Alright. [Son, take it someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like Permanent Orgasm Face Disorder.] I'm not telling my son that." Jaune sweatdropped.
"Same." Sun, Neptune, Ren, Fox, Yatsuhashi and Qrow said.
"Next one. [Son take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.] really?." Jaune deadpanned.
Coco, Yang, Qrow, Sun and Neptune busted a gut and started laughing like they won the lottery.
"[Son take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like Getting aborted.] oh fuck you." Jaune said.
"How in the world would that work?" Weiss quirked an eyebrow. She received no responses.
"Just gonna pick the first one cause it's not insulting." Ren hummed in delight hearing that.
"Oh come on! I have one point! Am I that unfunny?" Neptune complained, earning a 'YES' from his friends.
"I agree on that." Sun said. Neptune felt like he was betrayed.
"Who's side are you on?!" "No one's." before the two could start a fight, Onyx summoned two frying pans and bonked them on the head.
CLANG!
"OW!" "What the fuck?!" Sun and Neptune cried out.
"No fighting." Onyx warned them.
"Alright, my turn." Neptune dejectedly said. "[Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.]"
"Something like Jacques would do." Willow mused.
"Monty Oum, this is so scuffed." Sun was exited and afraid to play these two cards. Exited to see their reactions and afraid on what they think of this.
"[Step 1: Human privileges. Step 2: Putting more faunas' in mines. Step 3: Profit.]" no one made a sound. (2.) Jaune bit his lower lip and made a face. 'That's racist!' a familiar voice yelled in Sun's room.
'Definitely like Jacques.' Willow groaned. Everyone else just looked horrified. Though the voice in the room sounded familiar.
"No." Ghira whispered.
"I'm sorry, Blake!" Sun cried dramatically. 'You're sleeping on the couch' Blake, now appearing, said.
"I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!" Ghira roared. Onyx materialized some chains to hold down the angry cat-dad.
Sun, on the other hand, was fearing for his life and happy right now. Blake looked baffled by the information.
Kali leaned over to Blake and whispered in her ear. "Sooo, when will you give me Grandkittens?"
"MOM!" Blake blushed.
"NOOOOOOO-HOHO-OOOO!" Sun wailed. He was sorry!
"Dude, calm down." Neptune told his friend.
"At least you get to share a bed with Weiss, you cunt!" Sun yelled.
Weiss blushed at that info, while her mother and sister was glaring at the blue-haired boy.
"Please focus, we're getting off topic." Ren said.
"Yeah, yeah." Sun said dejectedly. "[Step 1: Get a life. Step 2: Get a job Step 3: Profit.]"
Qrow and Tai snickered, followed by the others.
"So true." Neptune hummed.
"[Step 1: A faunas orgy. Step 2: A nude beach. Step 3 Profit.]" 'Pick it' Blake said in Sun's room.
Blake blushed when her counterpart said that. The rest of the audience soon followed.
'Too easy.' Onyx mused. Blake can be a bit predictable at times.
"Oh come on, I wanna pick the second one." Sun complained. 'You'll sleep on the couch for a week' "Okay I'll pick it!" Sun immediately picked the last, belonging to Ren.
"Whipped." Onyx said, causing Coco, Yang, Neptune, Qrow and Tai to laugh, much to the blond monkey faunas' embarrassment.
"Alright, me next. [TRIGGER WARNING: _.]" Jaune announced.
Once they were done, it was time for the moment of truth.
"Okay. [TRIGGER WARNING: Running out of semen.]" Jaune chuckled along with his friends.
The more immature ones in the audience started cackling.
"*snort* How many times do you have to go to run out of semen?" Sun questioned.
To their surprise, Ren answered. "Eight times."
Everyone turned to Ren, who was sweating.
'Pshhh. I did it twelve times.' Jaune thought.
Several faces practically turned into a tomato. Jaune's admirers were thinking very lewd things regarding the knight.
"Damn." Yang whispered while blushing.
"Dude, how do you know that?" Neptune asked, amazed by it.
"Simple. Nora" That received 'oh's and 'ah's from the rest. "Please continue."
Nora and Ren were blushing like they were caught doing the deed.
Jaune cleared his throat. "[TRIGGER WARNING: A pizza guy who fucked up.] straight facts dudes." the boys chuckled again.
Chuckles and giggles were heard from the audience.
"Lastly, [TRIGGER WARNING: Fortnite.] never played it." Jaune said.
The audience were confused by that. Onyx was the only one laughing. They sent questioning looks at him, which he noticed, and answered. "It's a video game."
"I'm gonna have to go with the semen." this earned a 'Whoooo!' from the monkey faunas.
"It's neck and neck, except Neptune." Sun teased.
"'iT's NecK aNd neCk.' Shut up!" Neptune imitated. How does he keep losing?!
"You're supposed to be an intellectual, act like one." Sun dryly said.
"Oooooohhhhh!" Onyx, Coco, Yang, Nora and Qrow exclaimed. Fuckin' roasted!
Before a fight could happen, Jaune interrupted the two bickering friends.
"Hey! Knock it off you two. Nep, you're the Czar so start reading." Jaune scolded the two.
"Fine. Oh for fucks sake, what the fuck is this? [Why does my ass burn so much?]" Neptune read the card. This caused his friends to laugh.
The laughs intensifies.
"Oh this is gonna be good." Sun snickered.
The moment Neptune feared the most finally came. It was time to read them.
"Let's just get this over with. [Why does my ass burn so much? A night of Taco Bell and anal sex.] true, very true." Neptune conceded.
"What's Taco Bell and what's a Taco" Nora questioned. Onyx sighed. He remembers that Remnant doesn't have those.
"Taco is something you can eat and Taco bell is a restaurant famous for it. It's also famous for making people want to use the toilet and take a dump." Onyx informed. They nod in they registered the last part Onyx said and connected the dots. They felt green when they did.
"Wow. What a shitty establishment." Yang punned. Everyone else just groaned. Onyx and Tai were laughing.
"[Why does my ass burn so much? Sudden penis loss.] wait, how does that make sense?." Neptune questioned.
The men in the audience covered their crotches. The women just rolled their eyes.
"[Why does my ass burn so much? Blood farts.] oooh a contender." Neptune mused. "But I'm gonna go with Taco Bell on this." this earned a 'Noooo!' from Jaune and a 'Yes!' from Sun.
"Sun's winning." Ren said.
"Yeah, I'm the best!" Sun boasted.
"At being the worst." Neptune snarked, earning a glare from his friend.
"Okay, so I'm the Czar and this could be the final round." Ren told the rest. Sun was exited for this, while Jaune looked at his own cards to see if he can still catch up.
"Oh Oum, this next one." Ren sighed "[What makes me moist?]" Jaune was giggling to himself as he looks at his card that he was going to play.
"Hahahahaha!" Coco, Yang and Qrow cackled.
"Alright, lets get this shit show over. [What makes me moist? My privileged human penis.] *snort* heh." Ren regained his composure and continued.
The cackling became louder, accompanied by a few others. The more mature ones facepalmed at this.
"Next. [What makes me moist? Unfathomable Stupidity.]...no." Ren shook his head, that doesn't make sense or arousing.
"Finally. [What makes me moist? Worshiping that pussy.] yeah I can see that." Ren said.
"Basically worshiping Blake." Yang teased much to her partner's embarrassment.
"I'm going with the last one." Ren picked the last, it belonged to Sun.
"YEEES!" "NOOOO!" Sun and Jaune yelled respectively.
"Aww yeah!" Sun jumped for joy. Onyx bonked him in the head with a wooden mallet causing him comically fall over.
The screen went back to the menu, in the middle of it was a green square with a big white trophy in the middle and Sun's username on top.
"Congratulations, you are one of the most horrible people in the world." Neptune dryly said.
'You're still sleeping on the couch.' Blakes voice could be heard.
"NOOO!" Sun wailed. He completely forgot about that! His friends just laughs at him.
Everyone else laughed the monkey faunas' misfortune. He couldn't really reply right now he was still unconscious.
The screen went off.
"Man, that was hilarious." Yang chuckled.
"Albeit inappropriate." Weiss added.
Saphron and Terra walked in carrying a sleeping Adrian, the little guy was tired from playing.
"Imma go look for another one. Sit tight." Onyx told them.
A Aurora Curtain appeared. Out came a little black and white corgi. The little pup barked and ran towards Ruby.
"*gasp* Zwei!" Ruby gushed and picked him up. Zwei licked her face. Earning aww's from the audience. Well...except for Blake.
The next guest was a boy with tanned skin and freckles, a white shirt with the sleeves folded up. He wore orange gloves on his hands, orange suspenders to keep his olive pants up, and brown boots.
"H-hello everyone, my name is Oscar Pine. It's nice to meet you all." Oscar said.
Aaand done! This took longer than expected. I was busy playing Minecraft PE, grinding for that new netherite set! I AM NOT DOING ANY REQUESTS!
(1.) The new version
(2.) r/DunderMifflin/comments/atypcn/my_face_every_time_i_rewatch_the_office_and_brian/
Stuff I'm planning on showing:
Jaune with Vol 7 gear (WITHOUT THE HAIR!) in Vol 1.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Ambush!
Only male with aura
TheRussianBadger's videos
That's all for now. I'm gonna take a break for a while, my head hurts and I have online classes. Don't worry I'll post as soon as I can!