Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: nos. 70-72: agarfinkel, nos. 73-78: Delta477, nos. 79: Heavenschoir, and nos. 80-82: Ally Nicole Rose. The rest are mine.

Dear Order of Heroes,

This is your temporary summoner speaking.

Since the unexpected VG has been ended (with Fjorm as the declared winner while Gunnthra and Hrid are calming a crying Ylgr down), new changes in the order and we have a brand new enemy looming by the horizon but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add this in the book. Will somebody call Sharena for me? This bad vibes that I feel right now is somehow related to her:

70. Do not make any Yo Mama jokes about Mikoto.

71. To the Muspellan Royal Family and Helbindi, do not attack the Nifl Royal Family just because they beat you in the now finished voting gauntlet.

72. To Joshua, Male Morgan, and Siegbert, would you please stop complaining about everything being "a drag"?

73. Mikoto, please stop giving both Azura and New Year's Azura death glare for marrying your sons, Tobi and New Years Corrin. They would've asked for your permission except you unfortunately passed away before they could.

74. Connected to no. 73, please stop giving both Grimas death glares because they married your daughter, Corrin, and fallen Takumi. We have too many overprotective parents figures. Believe me when I say we don't need another Hector running around.

75. Hoshidan Royals, please do not smother Mikoto. I know you're all very excited to see her again but they are more of you compared to the number of Corrins and your more likely the smother her than they are.

76. Young Azura, please do not worry about the death glare Mikoto is giving to older versions of you. She doesn't hate you, She's just being an overprotective mother.

77. Julius is in the infirmary due to a brutal beating from the Adrift heros. He pulled a inappropriately harsh prank on Young Azura that brought her to tears. He will be equipped with an electric shock collar that will go off if he gets within 50 feet of Young Azura.

78. Connected to no. 77, don't come crying to Julius. That prank was so bad I almost considered giving you the same punishment as all Oliver for when he almost drowned Kana and Zen. You know how bad he had it so you should consider my decision a mercy.

79. Don't call Aether Island "Aincrad", unless you want Permadeath be implemented as well. I know what you did there and where it came from.

80. Okay, who hit Oliver in the balls this time? Libra? Why? Oliver tried the same stuff on him that he tried with Lucius then Libra hit him with the Wo-Gūn? Well okay then, he brought it on himself.

81. Owain, don't question who the heck Odin is. It's complicated to say the least and could potentially cause a time paradox.

82. Attention Heroes! The Sacred Stones Heroes found Eirika, Innes and L'Arachel! As for anyone questioning why the latter is in the infermary looking like she's been beaten, burned and frozen hard, well, it's because what she was doing with the former two was not pleasant and Ephriam, Tana, Seth, Joshua And Lyon have her the beating of a lifetime.

83. I receive some news that aside from the four blessings, we have additional ones which is Light, Dark, Astra and Anima and the ones who will receiving it are called "Mythic Heroes" so all Legendary Heroes are NOT allowed to complain why they are better than you if they are arrived.

84. In addition to that, we have Beast Units, and majority of them will be came from Tellius, Ylisse, Hoshido and Nohr so all manaketes are NOT allowed to complain why they are better that you. Besides, FALCHION, NAGA AND THE BINDING BLADE HAVE NO EFFECT AGAINST THESE BEAST UNITS!

85. Our new enemy is now the ruler of the dead named Hel and yes, she looks like a grim reaper so YOU SMASH GROUP ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE 'GRIM REAPER' JOKES WHEN WE FIGHT HER! Or have you people forgotten that we have a certain Guest who has the ability to vanquish the night?

86. Good news to both Robins: You have given a personal tome that is effective against colorless units, but you are NOT allowed to use our resident archers, dagger users and healers as a target practice! Use it on the enemy side, dammit!

87. To the Whitewing Sisters, you are NOT allowed to complain why your new weapons are the same effect to your old ones! We have a weapon refinery so refine it!

If you don't follow these rules, I will add more.

-Triela

You can still suggest your laws here!

As always, criticism is welcome!