Author's Note: This is the last part of Calvin and Hobbes show I did
awhile back. I've combined chapters, added a lot of stuff and changed a
lot too. So for all of you who remember reading this a long time ago, I
would recommend reading it again. And always, if you like it, review it
please. I would love to hear what I could work on. Flames are not
accepted.
Disclaimer: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes
C&H Show Part 6
Act 11
Calvin: What am I going to do? I didn't expect my parents to be home so early! They'll kill me when they get in!
Hobbes: You can hide or you can open the door and beg for mercy.
Calvin: (looks around) Hide, that's what I'll do. But where shall I hide?
Hobbes: You can hide under your bed.
Calvin: Are you kidding, there're monsters under there.
Hobbes: How about the dryer
Calvin: Yea, I guess I'll hide in the dryer.
Hobbes: What if your parents don't get in for a few hours though; you could be waiting in the dryer for that long.
Calvin: Hmmm, I know! I'll make them trying to get in miserable by throwing water balloons at them.
Hobbes: I don't think that's a good idea...
Calvin: Are you kidding? It's great!
Hobbes: Whatever.
Calvin: General Calvin reporting for duty! My mission: to keep the enemy from reaching the HQ of America a.k.a Washington D.C! General Calvin flies his jet way above the enemy and drops the missiles.
Calvin's Mom & Rosalyn: CALVIN!
Calvin's Dad: Let us in!
Calvin: The enemy keeps on advancing. Time for more missiles!
Calvin's Mom: Dear! Do something!
Calvin's Dad: I'm trying to, but it seems that Calvin has taken the key out from under the floor pot.
Rosalyn: I'll try the windows.
Calvin's Mom: Calvin! Let us in this minute!
Calvin: Finding the missiles useless, he uses a deadly secret weapon: a thing called Eggplant Stew a.k.a Mom's cooking!
Calvin's Mom: Dear! Now I'm soaked to the bone with my stew. Hurry up!
Calvin's Dad: I'm hurrying as fast as I can with a paper clip.
Calvin: The enemy is not retreated. Mr. President, this is an-
(Rosalyn sneaks up from behind him)
Rosalyn: Gotcha!
Calvin: No!!!! Don't kill me, please! I'll do anything!
Rosalyn: I'm letting your parents in.
Calvin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Act 12
Narrator: As Calvin is dragged off to his room by his parents, he suddenly remembers something.
Calvin: Mom! Dad! I have a video tape of Rosalyn saying that she wanted to leave me at home while she went off with her boyfriend!
Rosalyn (waiting downstairs for her pay): It's not true! (Too herself) I hope he's bluffing.
(Calvin runs up the stairs into his room. He grabs the camera and brings it down. They turn it on)
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Rosalyn: So Charlie, how are you doing?
Charlie: Fine. Do you mind if I watch the game while I'm here?
Rosalyn: No, not at all.
Charlie (turns on TV) So, how is that annoying little kid? He hasn't been bugging you to much, has he?
Rosalyn: He's doing fine, I think. Let me go check on him.
Calvin: Stupendous Man darts back to the prison room where mild-mannered Calvin is being kept and quickly changes. He is barely able to sit down before Evil Babysitter Girl enters the room.
Rosalyn: Good, you're still playing monopoly. Make sure it stays that way and DON'T come down.
Calvin: Aren't I always good?
Rosalyn (looks at him suspiciously): What are you planning to?
Calvin: Nothing, honest. I'm just playing Monopoly.
Rosalyn: Good, make sure it stays that way.
Calvin: When Evil Babysitter Girl leaves, Calvin changes back to once again become Stupendous Man. Grabbing the camcorder once more, he spies on the enemy's conversation.
Charlie: So what was Calvin?
Rosalyn: Fine. Do you want me to make you a sandwich or something?
Charlie: Actually, I was going to take you out to dinner tonight, but I heard you were babysitting that kid, I cancelled the reservation.
Rosalyn: Where was it at?
Charlie: Your favorite place in town.
Rosalyn: You mean...
Charlie: ...Bob's Garlic House.
Rosalyn: I wish I wasn't baby-sitting Calvin. Maybe we could go anyway?
Charlie (stands up): No, I need to go now.
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(At the end of this, Calvin's Dad is steaming and Calvin's Mom is just staring at the TV. Calvin's Dad turns on Rosalyn.)
Calvin's Dad: You can forget about your advance and your pay. (Rosalyn nods) I can't believe you did this. I'll have to tell your parents.
Rosalyn: No! Please! Anything but that!
(Calvin's Dad walks over to the phone and starts dialing. Rosalyn gets down on her knees. Calvin smirks.)
Rosalyn: Please, I beg you. Let me go talk to them myself.
Calvin: And have you stretch the truth so you don't get into that much trouble? No way.
9Rosalyn gives him a dirty look. She then diverts her attention on Calvin's Dad, who is standing with the phone to his ear, waiting for someone to pick it up)
Calvin's Dad: Hey there, Frank. Yea, we're back already. And wait 'till I tell you something.
{Fade out}
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[Calvin is on his bed talking to Hobbes]
Calvin: So when her Dad heard about it, he drove right over to pick her up.
Hobbes: Didn't she already have a car?
Calvin: Yea, but I guess he wanted to give her a long talk. Anyway, I doubt that Dad and Mom will have Rosalyn baby-sit us anymore.
(Calvin disappears into the closet)
Hobbes: It appears that your parents forgot to punish you when they found out about Rosalyn.
Calvin (From closet): Don't say anything about it. (He jumps out in his Stupendous Man costume) This is the first actual victory for Stupendous Man!! He bravely went against the Evil Baby-sitter Girl and defeated her. He is honored by the city and given lots of comic books. Three cheers for him!
Calvin and Hobbes: Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!!
The End!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes
C&H Show Part 6
Act 11
Calvin: What am I going to do? I didn't expect my parents to be home so early! They'll kill me when they get in!
Hobbes: You can hide or you can open the door and beg for mercy.
Calvin: (looks around) Hide, that's what I'll do. But where shall I hide?
Hobbes: You can hide under your bed.
Calvin: Are you kidding, there're monsters under there.
Hobbes: How about the dryer
Calvin: Yea, I guess I'll hide in the dryer.
Hobbes: What if your parents don't get in for a few hours though; you could be waiting in the dryer for that long.
Calvin: Hmmm, I know! I'll make them trying to get in miserable by throwing water balloons at them.
Hobbes: I don't think that's a good idea...
Calvin: Are you kidding? It's great!
Hobbes: Whatever.
Calvin: General Calvin reporting for duty! My mission: to keep the enemy from reaching the HQ of America a.k.a Washington D.C! General Calvin flies his jet way above the enemy and drops the missiles.
Calvin's Mom & Rosalyn: CALVIN!
Calvin's Dad: Let us in!
Calvin: The enemy keeps on advancing. Time for more missiles!
Calvin's Mom: Dear! Do something!
Calvin's Dad: I'm trying to, but it seems that Calvin has taken the key out from under the floor pot.
Rosalyn: I'll try the windows.
Calvin's Mom: Calvin! Let us in this minute!
Calvin: Finding the missiles useless, he uses a deadly secret weapon: a thing called Eggplant Stew a.k.a Mom's cooking!
Calvin's Mom: Dear! Now I'm soaked to the bone with my stew. Hurry up!
Calvin's Dad: I'm hurrying as fast as I can with a paper clip.
Calvin: The enemy is not retreated. Mr. President, this is an-
(Rosalyn sneaks up from behind him)
Rosalyn: Gotcha!
Calvin: No!!!! Don't kill me, please! I'll do anything!
Rosalyn: I'm letting your parents in.
Calvin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Act 12
Narrator: As Calvin is dragged off to his room by his parents, he suddenly remembers something.
Calvin: Mom! Dad! I have a video tape of Rosalyn saying that she wanted to leave me at home while she went off with her boyfriend!
Rosalyn (waiting downstairs for her pay): It's not true! (Too herself) I hope he's bluffing.
(Calvin runs up the stairs into his room. He grabs the camera and brings it down. They turn it on)
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Rosalyn: So Charlie, how are you doing?
Charlie: Fine. Do you mind if I watch the game while I'm here?
Rosalyn: No, not at all.
Charlie (turns on TV) So, how is that annoying little kid? He hasn't been bugging you to much, has he?
Rosalyn: He's doing fine, I think. Let me go check on him.
Calvin: Stupendous Man darts back to the prison room where mild-mannered Calvin is being kept and quickly changes. He is barely able to sit down before Evil Babysitter Girl enters the room.
Rosalyn: Good, you're still playing monopoly. Make sure it stays that way and DON'T come down.
Calvin: Aren't I always good?
Rosalyn (looks at him suspiciously): What are you planning to?
Calvin: Nothing, honest. I'm just playing Monopoly.
Rosalyn: Good, make sure it stays that way.
Calvin: When Evil Babysitter Girl leaves, Calvin changes back to once again become Stupendous Man. Grabbing the camcorder once more, he spies on the enemy's conversation.
Charlie: So what was Calvin?
Rosalyn: Fine. Do you want me to make you a sandwich or something?
Charlie: Actually, I was going to take you out to dinner tonight, but I heard you were babysitting that kid, I cancelled the reservation.
Rosalyn: Where was it at?
Charlie: Your favorite place in town.
Rosalyn: You mean...
Charlie: ...Bob's Garlic House.
Rosalyn: I wish I wasn't baby-sitting Calvin. Maybe we could go anyway?
Charlie (stands up): No, I need to go now.
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(At the end of this, Calvin's Dad is steaming and Calvin's Mom is just staring at the TV. Calvin's Dad turns on Rosalyn.)
Calvin's Dad: You can forget about your advance and your pay. (Rosalyn nods) I can't believe you did this. I'll have to tell your parents.
Rosalyn: No! Please! Anything but that!
(Calvin's Dad walks over to the phone and starts dialing. Rosalyn gets down on her knees. Calvin smirks.)
Rosalyn: Please, I beg you. Let me go talk to them myself.
Calvin: And have you stretch the truth so you don't get into that much trouble? No way.
9Rosalyn gives him a dirty look. She then diverts her attention on Calvin's Dad, who is standing with the phone to his ear, waiting for someone to pick it up)
Calvin's Dad: Hey there, Frank. Yea, we're back already. And wait 'till I tell you something.
{Fade out}
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[Calvin is on his bed talking to Hobbes]
Calvin: So when her Dad heard about it, he drove right over to pick her up.
Hobbes: Didn't she already have a car?
Calvin: Yea, but I guess he wanted to give her a long talk. Anyway, I doubt that Dad and Mom will have Rosalyn baby-sit us anymore.
(Calvin disappears into the closet)
Hobbes: It appears that your parents forgot to punish you when they found out about Rosalyn.
Calvin (From closet): Don't say anything about it. (He jumps out in his Stupendous Man costume) This is the first actual victory for Stupendous Man!! He bravely went against the Evil Baby-sitter Girl and defeated her. He is honored by the city and given lots of comic books. Three cheers for him!
Calvin and Hobbes: Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!!
The End!!!!!