Alfea and teachers reads Midnight Romance by pumpkinraindrop

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Unlike you I'm used to pain of all sorts so I'll get over whatever it is." Bloom said sticking her tongue out at Stella who smirked wider, shaking her head and looking at the teachers pointedly.

"End of the Chapter." Saladin said closing the book and looking pale when he realized what information Stella had on them.

"I'll read next." DuFour offered taking the book, looking pale herself.
"Chapter 10."

DuFour's eyes scanned the page at super human speed and it wasn't before long that she began giggling.

"What are you laughing about?" Griselda asked narrowing her eyes at the pale haired woman who shot her a toothy smirk.

"Can't wait to see the students reactions to your singing." DuFour said causing Griselda's mouth to drop open in horror as she looked at the red clad woman while the rest of the teachers began to snicker or outright laugh. They all knew what DuFour was talking about immediately…and they all couldn't wait to see the students reactions. All of them except Griselda though who opened her mouth to ask/beg to skip that chapter.

"Nope. No skipping chapters." Griffin said, cutting off Griselda's question before she even asked it, shooting a spell at the head of Detention so that she couldn't interrupt the reading for a while. Faragonda followed up her wife's spell by putting a sticking charm on Griselda so that she couldn't leave her seat. The two were more than slightly amused when the brown haired woman opened her mouth and began to silently curse them both out if what they were reading from her lips was true at least.

"The next few days passed by in a blur of shopping and spending time with one another. Bloom especially enjoyed this but she had decided that she wanted to do something to Griselda, she decided a small but funny prank would be the best way to go."

"If that's what you call a small prank I can't wait to see a big one." Saladin said grinning at his pranking partner who grinned mischievously back at him.

"Zarathustra and Elditrude had teamed up with her taking Griselda out for the evening, promising to return her very late and very drunk."

"Drunk Griselda is always an amusing Griselda." Ediltrude said almost cackling as she eyed the book.

"Du Four and Bloom then proceeded to fill small cups with water half way; they did this until they had four hundred of them filled up leading towards their bed."

"That must have taken a while." Zarathustra said with a slight whistle while the students looked confused about what they were doing with the cups.

"They then proceeded to charm the cups so that they could not be gotten rid of until Griselda sung sexy and I know it."

Here the students froze for a minute before those that knew the song, thanks to Bloom, began snickering while those that didn't were confused but rather eager thanks to the name of the song.

"What made it better was that just before Griselda got back they put Clingfilm between the cups and the ceiling so that she couldn't just fly, once again charmed again to only go away when Griselda sung. Bloom laid down on the bed in a blue silk nighty, listening as Griselda drunkenly stumbled across the shared living room, and pressed the video camera onto record."

"Blackmail!" All three of the witches cackled happily while Griselda stared at Bloom torn between anger, amusement, and disbelief.

"She giggled as Griselda opened the door, trying to take in all the cups, and figuring out what to do. She tried to magic them away, repeatedly so, as she growled in frustration.

"What have you done?" Griselda growled lustfully, her eyes running over her body. Bloom grinned, stretching slowly, allowing the thin nightgown to rise up slowly."

Griselda growled at Bloom who gave her an innocent grin, understanding the silent comment of 'tease'.

"It's a puzzle you have to figure it. I'll give you a clue: Du Four and I created it." Mischievously Bloom watched as Griselda tried to drunkenly figure out a fast way across. Suddenly she flew across the room, getting entangled in the Clingfilm and falling on top of the cups. Bloom tried to stifle her laughter at the colorful language her woman was coming out with."

"Most of which she either learned from us or Bloomy." The twins said snickering darkly.

"The rest of the family came to stand in the doorway. Her Mother, Pappa and Saladin simply raising their eyes as they watched the brown haired woman try to get up from the cups. Cordatora and the rest laughed their heads off, Griselda glaring at them as the cups refilled themselves."

"She's going to curse us out so bad once we're away from the students." Palladium said snickering while Griselda was silently ranting at them.

"Tell me how to get across." Griselda commanded Du Four, becoming more and more frustrated in her drunken state.

"Simple, think about my magic, this is how you get across." Du Four grinned calmly, leaning against the door, watching in amusement as Griselda took a moment to think about this."

"I love my magic some days." DuFour said grinning as she and Bloom high fived.

"I have to sing?" Du Four nodded, pointing to a microphone. She was glad for the use of her magic in this, and found it brilliant that Bloom managed to make it so that she had to do the prank, not being to simply magic it away."

"Glad to be of assistance!" Bloom said cackling slightly.

"Griselda picked up her microphone, and looked at the song preselected.
"Please tell me you are not serious?" Griselda demanded, looking like she was about to die of embarrassment."

"She probably was…and still is!" Avalon said grinning while Griselda sunk down in her seat.

"Oh I am very serious, you know. Although if you don't want to come to bed tonight that's fine by me. By the way, don't forget to dance to. Put on a good show for me please." Bloom grinned at her, staring directly into her eyes."

"And she's trapped." Ediltrude said snickering.

"Just you wait, I will get you back for this, once I'm across." Griselda threatened, making Bloom giggle, she knew that she would very much enjoy that sort of revenge."

"Very much so." Bloom said unapologetically and with a wide grin on her face.

"The music came on, and Griselda resignedly started to drunkenly dance, struggling to keep upright.
"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat,
Walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
This is red foo with the big afro
It's like Bruce Lee rock at the club"

Griffin had to cast a spell to read the book for them, the teachers and students were too busy laughing their asses off.

"Griselda sung off key, her words slurring slightly together. She took a chair, trying to seductively dance, coming close to falling off the chair.

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

The cups started to disappear one by one, Griselda slid seductively down the back of the chair. Bloom and the others were doubled over laughing, they couldn't believe the sight they were seeing. Avalon and Du Four were on the floor, whilst Palladium, Zarathustra and Ediltrude had tears streaming down their faces, leaning against one another for support."

That pretty much mimicked their positions right now, Griselda though was bright red looking ready to die of embarrassment.

"I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

Check it out, check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

Griselda at this tried to wiggle, dropping down onto the floor. She kept getting the words mixed up, missing some of them completely.

Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man

I'm sexy and I know it

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body, I work out

I'm sexy and I know it

At the end the cups cleared up completely, the cling film disappearing, and Bloom quickly switched the camera off record, as Griselda got to her feet and stepping over to the red head, grinning evilly."

Everyone else was still too busy laughing to even pay attention to what the book was saying now.

"Her darker side came out making the young red shiver in pleasure. Pay back indeed. She wouldn't be walking properly tomorrow. That she was sure. The Professors quickly vacated the room, allowing the two to have their privacy. Not that it helped with how loud they were, spurring the other couples to having some fun to. Some of them would be in the same position as Bloom the next day."

Finally the laughter began to taper off while Bloom was leaning against her lover wiping the tears from her eyes.

"Sorry Zelda but that was just too funny. You can have your revenge on me again later." Bloom said kissing her girlfriends cheek and earning a small grin from the older woman.