I loved this! it was hilarious! I would love to read more of this.

I LOVE IT! ADD MORE PLEASE!

That was hilarious (and the ending was particularly funny)

This has to be the most awesome birthday present ever and I can't believe I've only now come around to read it. This confirms my theory that late presents are the best and thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!
I'm so sorry for my long absence and am absolutely amazed by this gem!
Hadria is fantastic here, and I absolutely love good old Captain Jack, they are hilarious together! This is way better than I ever imagined it could be, and the ending, omg why on earth did she bring the ship back, poor Gellert is going to have a coronary one of these days, unless by this point he's gotten completely desensitised to weird occurances Potter-made... pity she didn't bring back the kraken, I'm sure the Giant Squid would have loved the company...
I have a new headcannon for this au that Hadria actually makes a point to visit Jack when he gets his day off every ten years and always brings a bottle (or ten) to share when she's in the mood for a drink and neither Draco or Blaise are obligingly available to get roaring drunk with her (totally on purpose, they swore off drinking with Hadria after THAT party which shall not be spoken off ever again ;-) )
Again, a hundred thousands of thanks and kudos, with an everlasting shower of diamond dust and rose petals for you!

No idea why but just reading "Zhe shi shenme gui" and slowly realizing what it meant made me crack up so much! The direct translation would be "What is this ghost", so your translation is pretty spot on. I just thought I was gonna die reading that; I must've reread that line 3 times. Good shit, yo.

Hadria : it followed me home?

Hah, I love the interactions between Hydra and Jake, birds of a feather.

love it!

Loved it

good

Thanks for the giggles.