"So basically you're asking me on a date because a number of armed and dangerous government operatives press-ganged you into it by making you feel worthless."
"Don't forget the woman who controls our nutritional intake." LOL

The ending- so hot!

Nice work!

i literally cant breath but can type

Hehe. Love it. Don't suppose you might add some more? Perhaps the agents reaction to their non date and more Natasha sass? :) Great job.

Much awesomeness, as always ;-)

I loved this, could just see everyone ganging up on poor Clint lol
Laughed that they didn't even leave the apartment, maybe the thought of going out on a date was all they needed.
Was shocked that Phil wouldv'e let them borrow Lola hehe
Awesome as always!

What an absolutely fun read! Picturing in an Armani suit and aftershave and Natasha's reaction to it. :) Sigh...

That's the good kind of fluff. Great fun.

Mmmm...this must be the sort of 'fluff' that is particularly good when used for kindling - absolutely everything about it sparks: the banter and dialogue (both internal and external), the physical descriptions, all that goes unstated. A satisfying Valentine's indeed :)

Why am I *NOT* surprised THOSE two didn't even get out the door?

LOVE.

IT.

A couple of quick comments,
I like the idea of a romantic evening being one in which they didn't have to kill someone at the end.
I am also rather glad that resurrection didn't make Coulson infallible.

Well, thank you for writing this! I bet that blue dress is VERY nice. It would have been amusing to read about them actually in the restaurant, though.

And I can just see them doing that too...

Oh this is delightful. AF, you manage to take the supposedly ordinary and make it extraordinary. A simple date becomes *fans self* this... *GULP*.

The dialog is crisp yet flowing and fun and just them... as we all want them to be.

Unf. So hot! Love your take on these two.