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My best friend from 9th grade made a rap for me but in college another friend heard his rap and we came up with this.

People far and wide know the great man that is Duke Nukem. After all, he DID save the Earth. Many times in fact! And yet, nobody really knows just WHO or WHERE this mysterious badass came from? Suspicious! But is it really something the people want to know? Shall we find out? Who knows?

A charming tale regarding the struggles presented to Duke Nukem's son, told in a style that may be all too familiar. A second chapter has already been completed.

The spine-tingling continuation of the tale of Greg Nukem, and the harsh challenges he is presented with in his fight against evil.

Oprah interviews Duke Nukem.

Years after Duke defeated the alien invaders for what he thought was the last time, he live in peace, each day passing by slowly. One day however, the aliens return and Duke is the only one who can save the human race. stay teund were ahdding a brands new strtroy " duke nu ke m beyond forefe" coming soon tot the omegawritexxx fanficiton accoutn soon

"It's down to you and me you one-eyed freak!" The final battle of Duke Nukem 3D and the first battle of Duke Nukem Forever novelized for your enjoyment!

In this story, we find out the secret behind Duke Nukem's macho name. Warning: Contains some strong language

Oneshot: For over a decade, the Duke has been doing...nothing. Well, he HAS been lifting weights and smoking cigars, but with aliens invading Earth yet again, that counts for very little.