Jiggy and Juggy have already switched. Nobody else has. But now, the two Eejits are swapping too. This will be even more disastrous.

I can't tell you who I am, or where I live. Or maybe I can? Jiggy McCue, Brook Farm Estate. That was actually pretty easy. Anyway, this is the story of the day I got possessed by an alien, which was probably only about the third-worst day of my life.